Funny I Don’T Need Sex Shirt Because The Government Fucks Me Everyday

Funny I Don’T Need Sex Shirt Because The Government Fucks Me Everyday

$19.99

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Classic T-Shirt
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Ladies T-Shirt
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 15.98 in 26.26 in
M 16.73 in 26.73 in
L 17.76 in 27.36 in
XL 18.74 in 27.99 in
2XL 19.76 in 28.62 in
2XL 19.76 in 28.62 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 40.60 cm 66.70 cm
M 42.50 cm 67.90 cm
L 45.10 cm 69.50 cm
XL 47.60 cm 71.10 cm
2XL 50.20 cm 72.70 cm
2XL 50.20 cm 72.70 cm
  • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
  • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
  • Decoration Type: Digital Print
Unisex Pullover Hoodie
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 29 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 73.7 cm 81.3 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 83.8 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 86.4 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 31 in
4XL 32 in 32 in
5XL 34 in 33 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 76.2 cm 78.7 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 83.8 cm
  • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Men Tank Top
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 16 in 27 in
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 40.6 cm 68.6 cm
S 45.7 cm 71 cm
M 50.8 cm 73.6 cm
L 55.9 cm 76.2 cm
XL 61 cm 78.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 83.8 cm
3XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Women Tank Top
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 14 in 27 in
S 15 in 27.5 in
M 16 in 28 in
L 17 in 28.5 in
XL 18 in 29 in
2XL 19 in 29.5 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 35.6 cm 68.6 cm
S 38 cm 69.8 cm
M 40.6 cm 71.1 cm
L 43.2 cm 72.4 cm
XL 45.7 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 48.3 cm 74.9 cm
  • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
  • 30 singles
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Youth T-Shirt
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 16 in 20.5 in
YS 17 in 22 in
YM 18 in 23.5 in
YL 19 in 25 in
YXL 20 in 26.5 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 40.6 cm 52 cm
YS 43.2 cm 55.9 cm
YM 45.7 cm 59.7 cm
YL 48.6 cm 63.5 cm
YXL 50.8 cm 67.3 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Youth Pullover Hoodie
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YS 14 in 17 in
YM 16 in 19.5 in
YL 18.75 in 23 in
YXL 20.5 in 24.5 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YS 35.5 cm 43.2 cm
YM 40.6 cm 49.5 cm
YL 47.6 cm 58.4 cm
YXL 52.1 cm 62.2 cm
  • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
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    View Size Chart

    Size chart

    Classic T-Shirt
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 18 in 28 in
    M 20 in 29 in
    L 22 in 30 in
    XL 24 in 31 in
    2XL 26 in 32 in
    3XL 28 in 33 in
    4XL 30 in 34 in
    5XL 32 in 35 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 46 cm 71 cm
    M 51 cm 74 cm
    L 56 cm 76 cm
    XL 61 cm 79 cm
    2XL 66 cm 81 cm
    3XL 71 cm 84 cm
    4XL 76 cm 86 cm
    5XL 81 cm 89 cm
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Ladies T-Shirt
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 15.98 in 26.26 in
    M 16.73 in 26.73 in
    L 17.76 in 27.36 in
    XL 18.74 in 27.99 in
    2XL 19.76 in 28.62 in
    2XL 19.76 in 28.62 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 40.60 cm 66.70 cm
    M 42.50 cm 67.90 cm
    L 45.10 cm 69.50 cm
    XL 47.60 cm 71.10 cm
    2XL 50.20 cm 72.70 cm
    2XL 50.20 cm 72.70 cm
    • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
    • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
    • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
    • Decoration Type: Digital Print
    Unisex Pullover Hoodie
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 20 in 26 in
    M 22 in 27 in
    L 24 in 28 in
    XL 26 in 29 in
    2XL 28 in 30 in
    3XL 29 in 32 in
    4XL 32 in 33 in
    5XL 34 in 34 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 50.8 cm 66 cm
    M 55.9 cm 74 cm
    L 68.6 cm 71 cm
    XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
    2XL 71 cm 76 cm
    3XL 73.7 cm 81.3 cm
    4XL 81.3 cm 83.8 cm
    5XL 86.4 cm 86.4 cm
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 20 in 26 in
    M 22 in 27 in
    L 24 in 28 in
    XL 26 in 29 in
    2XL 28 in 30 in
    3XL 30 in 31 in
    4XL 32 in 32 in
    5XL 34 in 33 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 50.8 cm 66 cm
    M 55.9 cm 74 cm
    L 68.6 cm 71 cm
    XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
    2XL 71 cm 76 cm
    3XL 76.2 cm 78.7 cm
    4XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
    5XL 86.4 cm 83.8 cm
    • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
    • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
    • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
    • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 18 in 28 in
    M 20 in 29 in
    L 22 in 30 in
    XL 24 in 31 in
    2XL 26 in 32 in
    3XL 28 in 33 in
    4XL 30 in 34 in
    5XL 32 in 35 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 46 cm 71 cm
    M 51 cm 74 cm
    L 56 cm 76 cm
    XL 61 cm 79 cm
    2XL 66 cm 81 cm
    3XL 71 cm 84 cm
    4XL 76 cm 86 cm
    5XL 81 cm 89 cm
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Men Tank Top
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    XS 16 in 27 in
    S 18 in 28 in
    M 20 in 29 in
    L 22 in 30 in
    XL 24 in 31 in
    2XL 26 in 32 in
    3XL 28 in 33 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    XS 40.6 cm 68.6 cm
    S 45.7 cm 71 cm
    M 50.8 cm 73.6 cm
    L 55.9 cm 76.2 cm
    XL 61 cm 78.7 cm
    2XL 71 cm 83.8 cm
    3XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Women Tank Top
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    XS 14 in 27 in
    S 15 in 27.5 in
    M 16 in 28 in
    L 17 in 28.5 in
    XL 18 in 29 in
    2XL 19 in 29.5 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    XS 35.6 cm 68.6 cm
    S 38 cm 69.8 cm
    M 40.6 cm 71.1 cm
    L 43.2 cm 72.4 cm
    XL 45.7 cm 73.7 cm
    2XL 48.3 cm 74.9 cm
    • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
    • 30 singles
    • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Youth T-Shirt
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    YXS 16 in 20.5 in
    YS 17 in 22 in
    YM 18 in 23.5 in
    YL 19 in 25 in
    YXL 20 in 26.5 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    YXS 40.6 cm 52 cm
    YS 43.2 cm 55.9 cm
    YM 45.7 cm 59.7 cm
    YL 48.6 cm 63.5 cm
    YXL 50.8 cm 67.3 cm
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Youth Pullover Hoodie
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    YS 14 in 17 in
    YM 16 in 19.5 in
    YL 18.75 in 23 in
    YXL 20.5 in 24.5 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    YS 35.5 cm 43.2 cm
    YM 40.6 cm 49.5 cm
    YL 47.6 cm 58.4 cm
    YXL 52.1 cm 62.2 cm
    • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
    • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
    • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    • Total: $0.00
  • Funny I Don'T Need Sex Shirt Because The Government Fucks Me Everyday$19.99
    View Size Chart

    Size chart

    Classic T-Shirt
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 18 in 28 in
    M 20 in 29 in
    L 22 in 30 in
    XL 24 in 31 in
    2XL 26 in 32 in
    3XL 28 in 33 in
    4XL 30 in 34 in
    5XL 32 in 35 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 46 cm 71 cm
    M 51 cm 74 cm
    L 56 cm 76 cm
    XL 61 cm 79 cm
    2XL 66 cm 81 cm
    3XL 71 cm 84 cm
    4XL 76 cm 86 cm
    5XL 81 cm 89 cm
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Ladies T-Shirt
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 15.98 in 26.26 in
    M 16.73 in 26.73 in
    L 17.76 in 27.36 in
    XL 18.74 in 27.99 in
    2XL 19.76 in 28.62 in
    2XL 19.76 in 28.62 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 40.60 cm 66.70 cm
    M 42.50 cm 67.90 cm
    L 45.10 cm 69.50 cm
    XL 47.60 cm 71.10 cm
    2XL 50.20 cm 72.70 cm
    2XL 50.20 cm 72.70 cm
    • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
    • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
    • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
    • Decoration Type: Digital Print
    Unisex Pullover Hoodie
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 20 in 26 in
    M 22 in 27 in
    L 24 in 28 in
    XL 26 in 29 in
    2XL 28 in 30 in
    3XL 29 in 32 in
    4XL 32 in 33 in
    5XL 34 in 34 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 50.8 cm 66 cm
    M 55.9 cm 74 cm
    L 68.6 cm 71 cm
    XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
    2XL 71 cm 76 cm
    3XL 73.7 cm 81.3 cm
    4XL 81.3 cm 83.8 cm
    5XL 86.4 cm 86.4 cm
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 20 in 26 in
    M 22 in 27 in
    L 24 in 28 in
    XL 26 in 29 in
    2XL 28 in 30 in
    3XL 30 in 31 in
    4XL 32 in 32 in
    5XL 34 in 33 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 50.8 cm 66 cm
    M 55.9 cm 74 cm
    L 68.6 cm 71 cm
    XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
    2XL 71 cm 76 cm
    3XL 76.2 cm 78.7 cm
    4XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
    5XL 86.4 cm 83.8 cm
    • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
    • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
    • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
    • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 18 in 28 in
    M 20 in 29 in
    L 22 in 30 in
    XL 24 in 31 in
    2XL 26 in 32 in
    3XL 28 in 33 in
    4XL 30 in 34 in
    5XL 32 in 35 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 46 cm 71 cm
    M 51 cm 74 cm
    L 56 cm 76 cm
    XL 61 cm 79 cm
    2XL 66 cm 81 cm
    3XL 71 cm 84 cm
    4XL 76 cm 86 cm
    5XL 81 cm 89 cm
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Men Tank Top
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    XS 16 in 27 in
    S 18 in 28 in
    M 20 in 29 in
    L 22 in 30 in
    XL 24 in 31 in
    2XL 26 in 32 in
    3XL 28 in 33 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    XS 40.6 cm 68.6 cm
    S 45.7 cm 71 cm
    M 50.8 cm 73.6 cm
    L 55.9 cm 76.2 cm
    XL 61 cm 78.7 cm
    2XL 71 cm 83.8 cm
    3XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Women Tank Top
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    XS 14 in 27 in
    S 15 in 27.5 in
    M 16 in 28 in
    L 17 in 28.5 in
    XL 18 in 29 in
    2XL 19 in 29.5 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    XS 35.6 cm 68.6 cm
    S 38 cm 69.8 cm
    M 40.6 cm 71.1 cm
    L 43.2 cm 72.4 cm
    XL 45.7 cm 73.7 cm
    2XL 48.3 cm 74.9 cm
    • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
    • 30 singles
    • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Youth T-Shirt
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    YXS 16 in 20.5 in
    YS 17 in 22 in
    YM 18 in 23.5 in
    YL 19 in 25 in
    YXL 20 in 26.5 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    YXS 40.6 cm 52 cm
    YS 43.2 cm 55.9 cm
    YM 45.7 cm 59.7 cm
    YL 48.6 cm 63.5 cm
    YXL 50.8 cm 67.3 cm
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Youth Pullover Hoodie
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    YS 14 in 17 in
    YM 16 in 19.5 in
    YL 18.75 in 23 in
    YXL 20.5 in 24.5 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    YS 35.5 cm 43.2 cm
    YM 40.6 cm 49.5 cm
    YL 47.6 cm 58.4 cm
    YXL 52.1 cm 62.2 cm
    • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
    • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
    • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    • Total: $0.00
  • I Don'T Need Sex Shirt I Want To Go Swimming I Never Care About Anything I'M Rich$19.99
    View Size Chart

    Size chart

    Classic T-Shirt
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 18 in 28 in
    M 20 in 29 in
    L 22 in 30 in
    XL 24 in 31 in
    2XL 26 in 32 in
    3XL 28 in 33 in
    4XL 30 in 34 in
    5XL 32 in 35 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 46 cm 71 cm
    M 51 cm 74 cm
    L 56 cm 76 cm
    XL 61 cm 79 cm
    2XL 66 cm 81 cm
    3XL 71 cm 84 cm
    4XL 76 cm 86 cm
    5XL 81 cm 89 cm
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Ladies T-Shirt
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 15.98 in 26.26 in
    M 16.73 in 26.73 in
    L 17.76 in 27.36 in
    XL 18.74 in 27.99 in
    2XL 19.76 in 28.62 in
    2XL 19.76 in 28.62 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 40.60 cm 66.70 cm
    M 42.50 cm 67.90 cm
    L 45.10 cm 69.50 cm
    XL 47.60 cm 71.10 cm
    2XL 50.20 cm 72.70 cm
    2XL 50.20 cm 72.70 cm
    • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
    • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
    • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
    • Decoration Type: Digital Print
    Unisex Pullover Hoodie
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 20 in 26 in
    M 22 in 27 in
    L 24 in 28 in
    XL 26 in 29 in
    2XL 28 in 30 in
    3XL 29 in 32 in
    4XL 32 in 33 in
    5XL 34 in 34 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 50.8 cm 66 cm
    M 55.9 cm 74 cm
    L 68.6 cm 71 cm
    XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
    2XL 71 cm 76 cm
    3XL 73.7 cm 81.3 cm
    4XL 81.3 cm 83.8 cm
    5XL 86.4 cm 86.4 cm
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 20 in 26 in
    M 22 in 27 in
    L 24 in 28 in
    XL 26 in 29 in
    2XL 28 in 30 in
    3XL 30 in 31 in
    4XL 32 in 32 in
    5XL 34 in 33 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 50.8 cm 66 cm
    M 55.9 cm 74 cm
    L 68.6 cm 71 cm
    XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
    2XL 71 cm 76 cm
    3XL 76.2 cm 78.7 cm
    4XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
    5XL 86.4 cm 83.8 cm
    • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
    • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
    • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
    • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 18 in 28 in
    M 20 in 29 in
    L 22 in 30 in
    XL 24 in 31 in
    2XL 26 in 32 in
    3XL 28 in 33 in
    4XL 30 in 34 in
    5XL 32 in 35 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 46 cm 71 cm
    M 51 cm 74 cm
    L 56 cm 76 cm
    XL 61 cm 79 cm
    2XL 66 cm 81 cm
    3XL 71 cm 84 cm
    4XL 76 cm 86 cm
    5XL 81 cm 89 cm
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Men Tank Top
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    XS 16 in 27 in
    S 18 in 28 in
    M 20 in 29 in
    L 22 in 30 in
    XL 24 in 31 in
    2XL 26 in 32 in
    3XL 28 in 33 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    XS 40.6 cm 68.6 cm
    S 45.7 cm 71 cm
    M 50.8 cm 73.6 cm
    L 55.9 cm 76.2 cm
    XL 61 cm 78.7 cm
    2XL 71 cm 83.8 cm
    3XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Women Tank Top
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    XS 14 in 27 in
    S 15 in 27.5 in
    M 16 in 28 in
    L 17 in 28.5 in
    XL 18 in 29 in
    2XL 19 in 29.5 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    XS 35.6 cm 68.6 cm
    S 38 cm 69.8 cm
    M 40.6 cm 71.1 cm
    L 43.2 cm 72.4 cm
    XL 45.7 cm 73.7 cm
    2XL 48.3 cm 74.9 cm
    • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
    • 30 singles
    • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Youth T-Shirt
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    YXS 16 in 20.5 in
    YS 17 in 22 in
    YM 18 in 23.5 in
    YL 19 in 25 in
    YXL 20 in 26.5 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    YXS 40.6 cm 52 cm
    YS 43.2 cm 55.9 cm
    YM 45.7 cm 59.7 cm
    YL 48.6 cm 63.5 cm
    YXL 50.8 cm 67.3 cm
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Youth Pullover Hoodie
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    YS 14 in 17 in
    YM 16 in 19.5 in
    YL 18.75 in 23 in
    YXL 20.5 in 24.5 in
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    YS 35.5 cm 43.2 cm
    YM 40.6 cm 49.5 cm
    YL 47.6 cm 58.4 cm
    YXL 52.1 cm 62.2 cm
    • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
    • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
    • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
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Funny I Don'T Need Sex Shirt Because The Government Fucks Me Everyday

This Funny I Don’T Need Sex Shirt is a unique gift idea for any occasion. They are high quality prints and contemporary fashion tees, sure to be a big hit with your friends, family and home.

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Funny I Don'T Need Sex Shirt Because The Government Fucks Me Everyday Information

  • Material: from 50% cotton or more
  • Print Type: Direct-to-Garment (DTG)
  • Fulfillment Locations: United State
  • We endeavor 100% customer satisfaction service and experience.
  • If you receive damaged or wrong items, please contact us with the attached pictures about the problem, we will provide you with a satisfactory solution within 48 hours.
  • Store: Payayatee Store

    • T-shirt Features

  • 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Machine wash: warm (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: medium
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry clean
  • Tear away label
  • Without side seams
  • Ribbed knit collar without seam

    • Hoodie Features

  • 50% combed ringspun cotton, 50% polyester
  • Machine wash: cold (max 40C or 105F)
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dry clean
  • Spacious pocket
  • Hood with drawstring
  • Ribbed-knit cuffs and waistband

    • Sweatshirt Features

  • 65% cotton, 35% polyester (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Machine wash: cold (max 40C or 105F)
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dry clean
  • With side seams
  • Double needle stitching on all seams
  • Necktape

    • Visit more: Payayatee Store

    Funny I Don'T Need Sex Shirt Because The Government Fucks Me Everyday

    General shipping

    – All products are proudly printed in the United States.
    – Orders print and ship Monday-Saturday.
    – Some items may ship separately.

    When will i get my stuff?

    LISTED PRODUCTION TIMES:

    – Standard apparel typically ships in 3-5 business days.
    – Embroidery, Mugs, All Sublimation & Custom hand-made products may take around 5-10 business days.

    SHIPPING TIMES:

    – United States:
    + Standard (6 – 12 Business Days)
    + Expedited (4 – 8 Business Days)

    – International:
    + Standard (14 – 28 Business Days)
    + Expedited (7 – 14 Business Days)

    Don’t hesitate to email us if you have any questions regarding your shipment!
    Email us: [email protected]

    Tracking

    When available, we will send you a tracking number with the confirmation email so that you can track the package online.

    Shipping multiple orders

    Multiple orders placed on the same day cannot be combined.

    Shipping to multiple locations

    Unfortunately, we cannot split up an order and ship to multiple locations. If you wish to send items to different locations, you will need to place a separate order for each shipping address.

    Address changes

    Unfortunately, we do not have the ability to change the shipping address once an order goes into processing.

    Customs charges and delays

    Some countries may require import tax, duties and customs fees for the imports. These charges, if applicable, are determined and charged by the Customs office of your country. Paying these charges is your responsibility. There might also be delays in delivery times due to customs checks which is out of our control. For more information, please contact your local Customs office.

    HAPPY CUSTOMERS, HAPPY US

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